We have this greyhound, Dawn, who's Mack's sister, that I located via the internet and many phone calls, in North Carolina. She was on a farm with about 200 other retired greys, waiting to be processed. These greyhounds will either get placed into rescue groups, or they'll have a fate that you don't want to know about... Anyway, just so happens Dawn is the sweetest, kindest, nicest, most loving dog you ever want to know... She's been such a great addition to our home; we are all in love with her...
About Dawn, the poor thing has so many names it's amazing she answers to any of them: Dawnydoos, Dutes, Duties, Dawnydoodledoodledoooo, Doodlebug (Pat's favorite), and Joe's latest name for her: Butter. I didn't quite understand how he came up with Butter; it doesn't sound anything like Dawn, so I asked him. His response, "There's nothing in the world I like better than butter, and I love Dawn so much, she's like butter to me." Ok then... Now I completely understand the link he made with the new name.
Query: Should I be upset that he professes to like butter more than anything in the world (including me), or should I just be happy that he doesn't affectionately refer to me as Butter, or look at me and think of Butter???
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Admittedly, I was a bit concerned when confronted with the prospect of my lovely wife writing a blog. Although she promised not to mention me, EVER, I was confident it would only be a matter of time. It didn’t take long. I made the mistake of sharing my concerns with a few of my trusted colleagues. Today there was a butter box on my desk upon my arrival to work. In addition, the questions have started…how exactly do you eat corn on the cob and why does your microwave run in the middle of the night? Oh yea, and now they’ve stared a Dead Pool for me, “Butter Cup”.
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Hi Honey, you REALLY need to read this!!!
Dear Joe and Jens, if you feel the need to vent to me, or give me your opinions on how a wife of the 50's should act, well my dears, here's my advise to you: GET YOUR OWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Jens, How about this: "Tub O'Butter" instead of "Butter Cup." If you only knew the arguments in our house surrounding the butter dish, it would make your hair curl.... yes, you Jens! It would make your hair curl!
Dearest Terry,
How can you even think that I was involved in this...
True, I did show Joe how to include links to other web sites in this blog... Little did I know that he was planning to use this knowledge in such an evil, despicable way! He tricked me into thinking I was doing you a favor!
Furthermore, may I remind you of the fact that it is hardly possible to make my hair curl??!
Jens, you need to include your email address in your next comment .... Lord knows how many young, beautiful, single women look at this blog and will want to get to know you better. Those legs~~~~~ Omg! You sexy German you!
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