No, I haven't abandoned you, not at all. I promise to blog this weekend, time permitting, and to keep you all updated on my oh so boring life. Yes, I was told by someone - I WON'T MENTION HIS NAME, THE PERSON WHO I SHARE A MARRIAGE BED WITH (albeit sometimes one covered in black greyhound fur) THAT SOMETIMES, (YES, HE SAID THIS): THAT MY BLOGS OF LATE HAVE BEEN SOMEWHAT BORING.
Folks, I don't pretend to be a rocket scientist here (I went to Steel High for gosh sakes, and took steno classes which isn't even a course any longer), anyway, my intent to you was to give you a little piece of Americana.... Yes, just a little slice of my world, a human interest story or two, an outlet for my creative juices.... but, I was met with oppression and resistance....
I've learned through the years, that withdraw works quite well in this type of situation. Therefore, I will take a one to two day hiatus from my blog, and make THAT PERSON WANT ME!!!!!!!!!!! Stay tuned my loyal readers... In a day or two, HE'S going to be begging me to express those creative juices from this temple I call my body, and he'll be begging for the next blog, for the next human interest story... for that little slice of what I like to call: Americana.
Good day.
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NO NO NO, please you didn't understand. I'm sure there was some miscommication in the old marriage bed. But then there always was some miscommuication in that bed. In fact I think all we need is a new marriage bed and two less greyhounds. Please don't stop the blog...well unless you think you had a good run.
"All we need is two less greyhounds..." Confusion on my part. What about "There's nothing in the world I like better than butter, and I love Dawn so much, she's like butter to me."
ohhhh, good one jens, I mean, anonymous....
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