Tuesday, March 07, 2006
The Disclaimer....
When I began this blog, my husband became concerned that he might be the subject of many of my blogs. Via this blog entry, I hereby vow that this blog will not disparage my family in any way, shape or form. Furthermore, I vow not to disclose on this blog, certain information that would any way put Joe in any uncomfortable situation. For example, I would never discuss the fact that he thinks Sam's Club is both an eatery and a clothier - that he can't walk out of that place without a hotdog and a pair of pants. Nor would I mention the peculiar way that he eats corn on the cob; the familiar sound of the microwave in our house in the middle of the night; or his uncanny parallel characteristics to Doug Heffernin... Nothing, and I mean NOTHING like that will ever appear on this blog. Thank you very much.
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Since I was made aware of this blog I have been waiting patiently for the release of "The Adventures of Joe, Volume 1" and am now bitterly disappointed. The fact that certain information about Joe is being witheld from the public, important information, which is needed to maintain a good and healthy work environment, shows that censorship is still widely in use in this country. I would also like to point out that so far no information about Joe has been used aginst him at work--- at least, not while he was not around. So far, partial stories about him have surfaced, but since nobody really knows his behavior in his natural habitat, these stories are considered urban legends. It is in the best interest of the public to open the book on Joe and make an end to the mysteries that surround him! With this in mind I beg you to reconsider your stand on letting the public know all about Joe! Mr. Anonymous, a.k.a. J.P.
This could even serve as storyline in an exciting new TV series: "Greyhound Joe and the Missing Hotdog", "Greyhound Joe and the Last Sandwich" and "Greyhound Joe and the Microwave of Doom" would be real blockbusters!
Alright, you all need to lay off my man Joe. There is not ANYTHING, and I repeat ANYTHING, wrong with hanging out a Sam's Club with a lenghty hot dog (which I understand reminds him of his all too frequent stops at the Chicago airport)and buying himself a nice new pair of pants. Hey, at least he's not bringing home 27 tires, 43,000 cases of toilet paper, 900 lbs. of shrimp, 12 tons of potatoes and another 16 Big Green Egg grills because they're on sale! (Or maybe he is!!!) Thank goodness Sam's doesn't carry Taylor guitars!!!!! I love you, Joe.
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